Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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