Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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