whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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