She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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