Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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