The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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