He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
