Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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