He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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