White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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