i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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