So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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