? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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My first STD was from a foam party
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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