Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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