just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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