Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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