i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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