So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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