When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Congratulations! We have a period
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