It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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