maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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