We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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