im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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