I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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