are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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