I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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