That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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