either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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