ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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