do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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