Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
