So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Randomize
