My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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