I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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