ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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