We're facebook friends in real life
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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