I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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