So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That accounts for only three of the penises
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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