jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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