these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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