just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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