wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
you made out with another girl for some wings
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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