Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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