you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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