question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Terrible idea I love it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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