Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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