Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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