so explain again why im purple
no
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
