whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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