We're like a lot better than the average bears
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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