Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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