i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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