Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Randomize
