I feel like abortions should bother me more
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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